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Sunday, June 19, 2005

A Father’s Day Disillusioning

I have been writing about illusion and becoming disillusioned so we can see the truth. I recently came across astounding evidence about an issue fathers find perplexing: What is the true nature of Barney the Dinosaur? We know that sometimes Satan comes as an angel of light. Might he have incarnated as cute purple dinosaur?

Pastor Mike McClung of Maryville, Tennessee, has deciphered hidden code that gives conclusive evidence on this matter:

1. Start with the given:
CUTE PURPLE DINOSAUR

2. Change all the U’s to V’s (as proper Latin would):
CVTE PVRPLE DINOSAVR

3. Extract all the Roman Numerals:
CVVLDIV

4. Convert these to Arabic Numbers:
100-5-5-50-500-1-5

5. Add them up:
666

Yep! Just what we always suspected.

Happy Father’s Day!


Source for the Dino code: Holy Hilarity. ISBN: 1578562813 pp. 15-16.

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